[ Homework Help ] Open Question : Can you do this for me, (I'm researching health)?

Please write your: -Weight -How much you burp (times a day/week/month/year, etc) -how much you fart (times a day/week/month/year, etc) -if you could win a burping contest -if you have been called fat or stuff like that -if your weight is considered fat, skinny, regular, at risk, etc Thanks, it'll help my research! a lot. answer all questions and don't be mean.