Open Question: I'm 13 and want a real job how can i get one?

I want a real job not babysitting (done that) yard work (done that) lemonade or craft sales (done that) and i cant pet sit because i'm allergic to animals. I have been doing odd jobs like putting the dishes away, feeding that cat and dusting. I don't want to sell anything because i donate all of my clothes and old shoes. When was the youngest you started working, or getting paid. I have experience in theater if that helps but i'm also very interested in fashion and the environment. if you don't think any job opportunities would be available what about an internship?