Sammie Spades : Former Hillary Clinton Intern Now A Porn Star

If you were to dust off your old high school yearbook (or new, I don’t know how old you are), odds are someone inside of there did a little bit of adult acting to cover the rent one month. Such is the sort of luck that Hillary Clinton has bumped into, so to speak. It turns out that a former intern of our esteemed Secretary of State went into adult acting after the bottom dropped out of her political ambitions. Sammie Spades fell upon tough times, and instead of getting a job at a local grocery store opted for the dreamy life of an adult film star.



TMZ broke the ‘news’, which had a few quotes from Ms. Spades, who expects that Clinton is disappointed in her former aide's lifestyle choices. “I don't think Hillary would be too happy, but I have nothing but respect for Mrs. Clinton." says Spades, who seems to be under the impression that Clinton gives a damn about a woman that interned with her over the summer of 2006.

What Spades expects will come from this interview is anyone’s guess, but the word on the street is that Hillary has filed a restraining order against Spades -- in her husband’s name.

The jokes don’t get any better, folks.