carol vorderman

While the matter of Carol Vorderman's controversial victory in the annual "Rear of the Year" awards seemed settled, after bookies refunded any losing bets placed on Pippa Middleton's pert behind, this particular bunfight now looks set to run and run, like the lovely Pippa competing in a mini-marathon. Preferably side by side. To the great relief of party members, a second nominee has been persuaded to run against the Estonian juggernaut, the glamour model-bothering Lembit Opik. Last week, French establishment mag Le Point, saw fit to publish an outrageous article by Patrick Besson entitled: "Pippa Middleton is Ugly". Señor Bercow's views were "vile", his behaviour "stomach-turning", even "mad", writes Laud, once a fellow member of the Conservative Monday Club. Poor little chap.* News of another Daily Mail bête noire: The BBC, which has, allegedly, enlisted a "Chair Champion" to help staff at the corporation's new Salford HQ to choose the chair that's right for them.

A source told them:"Pippa and Alex are going to have a three-month separation."She is keen to spend some time living abroad - she's a massive fan of the South of France and hopes to work there and have a base there a bit more permanently."But Alex doesn't have the same dream as Pippa. The same source said:"Alex is gutted about it, but he feels his life has been turned upside down since the Royal Wedding."

PIPPA Middleton lost out to Countdown queen Carol Vorderman for the coveted Rear of the Year Award.Pippa Middleton's figure created a sensation following the Royal Wedding in April and there was much speculation as to whether she would be taking the award for top botty. ”Tony Edwards, organiser of the award highlighted that Pippa Middleton only had six weeks to gain votes following the royal wedding whereas Carol Vorderman had been collected votes throughout the year.