With Pauly? This week on "Jersey Shore": Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi shoots down Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Ronnie Magro rejects Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola, and Paul "DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio passes on Deena Cortese
Pauly D is sorta up for hooking up with Deena, and sorta not. (Snooki is very up for Pauly D hooking up with Deena, as evidenced by her telling Pauly D: "(Bleep) Deena. Well, only if you're doing something right, Pauly D.
Snooki fills Jenni "JWoww" Farley in on the Deena-Pauly D situation, and JWoww thinks it's a terrible idea. Deena pads into the Pauly D's room and tries to wake him up by hissing "Pauly" a couple of times. When The Situation points this out, Deena shoots back, "Don't worry, we got a drainer."
Snooki calls Jionni, her boyfriend back home, who's upset Snooki didn't call him yesterday. Meanwhile, Ronnie is getting stupid drunk. Ronnie tells Sammi, holding up five fingers. Sammi is in tears. Everyone decides to head home, and The Situation brings his blonde. JWoww is dragging a stumbling Ronnie, while Sammi corrals the drunken Deena, who wipes out spectacularly in the foyer.
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Nice meeting you!" and Snooki says, "Toodles, whore." Snooki: "HUH? Vinny, Deena and JWoww tell Sammi she should let Ronnie go and focus on having a good time on her own. The Situation oh-so-casually lets it slip that Ronnie was bragging about bringing five girls home last night. The Situation tries to cozy up to Deena in her twin bed.
Deena: What’s that church called? …
Ronnie: Vatican. At lunch, Pauly D tells The Situation that Deena says he tried to cuddle with her last night but she shot him down. Ronnie does not agree. Sammi sadly tells Deena that she misses Ronnie.
In the kitchen, Sammi eyes Ronnie. Remember that nasty awkward kiss between Deena and Pauly D last episode? Later that night, Deena stumbles into Pauly's bed in her underwear, looking for a good time, but Pauly feigns sleep, so she leaves.
The Situation tells Snooki he has feelings for her. Hold up, who taught the Situation that girls have personalities?